I’m ’wow, sitting for 2.5 hours really hurts my knees’ and ‘what’d he say?’ years old

My skin is really skin-ing this evening. On the way to meet my fave comedy seer LaLaLauren🌹!

I’m going to see Daniel Sloss tonight. And Mike Birbiglia Friday. And then a drag brunch on Saturday. This is more activity than I usually partake in in 6 months. Will my head cooperate? So far seems like a no.

Medical professionals I see regularly: optometrist, ophthalmologist, gyne, derm, radiologist (boobs), PCP, neuro, dentist.

And I am still falling apart. Imagine if I had shitty healthcare and couldn’t go to any of them? We need #medicare4all

Reading about how Israel is doing even more fucking around (how long till the finding out part?) while sampling the new TS album (not for me). I contain multitudes.

It was 14 minutes until the next express bus downtown so I hopped on the red line. Big mistake as we are now stopped for several minutes so they can ‘check the train’. And I’m just stuck here marinating in the smells.

During rush hour cta? Make it make sense CTA Fails

What an illogical take. Some people should be more afraid to be this wrong in public.

I have temporarily misplaced my AirPods charging case so I’ve busted out the old Bose soundsports. Ahhh the good old days.

I am, as you all know, a non practicing heterosexual, but - Dev Patel. I probably would.

I need to eat more potatoes

Every year I’m like ‘maybe this will be the year I buy and then actually wear sandals in the summer’ and every year I am wrong. My feet are not built for them, so I am going to break the cycle. It’s on the internet so it has to be true.

Yes. I will never understand why people not actively trying to conceive bother with periods.

Is there any worse feeling than coming across an old tweet and seeing a typo?

Probably.

Just composed and performed a song to my dog called ‘Inside Day’. The lyrics consist of ‘it’s an inside day’. That’s it.