been considering actually doing this a non zero amount

everyone wants a mommy gf until it's bed time

which airbud is this

which airbud is this

Hung this meme painting in wife’s dad’s house as a joke many years ago. Like “haha how long do you think it’ll take him to notice this weird painting.”

He ended up loving the painting and framing it and giving me a nice gift as thanks for it fmsmfksmsm

I believe in traditional marriage values (1 extremely online wife & 1 grass toucher wife)

we're so fucking back

if you tell people you're a trans woman with a period either you are believed and it's affirming or you get called delusional, crazy and a liar which is also affirming. you can't lose

I LOVE MY GAY FRIENDS 😭😭

I'm not gay I'm just autistic and my special interest is beautiful women

in case y'all were wondering

hey

the funniest part about this is as far as my coworkers and family are concerned we are roommates

happy one week of pink balloons 🎈tell yr friends family and enemies about our beautiful baby

the woke elite don't want you to know you can just call your girlfriend your wife completely for free

me and who?

my tops have started a group chat, it's so over for me

I'm so glad I transitioned, I'm so grateful for every day I get to live this gay little life