and i dont work for mercs that explicitly ask me to lie to Consensys under contract to get my quoted rate hazard

i was asked to architect met*mask's gas abstraction protocol as a fucking junior

but im the bitch for saying im not willing to build our relationship on mistrust

a few weeks ago i did interviews, coding puzzles, all the silly bullshit, all to get a 'junior engineer' offer from smg/consensys for half the pay and double the hours i quoted. they even cited the fact that i don't have degree

companies that demand degrees are not worth your…

here's the latest on the EOF suite of EIPs. my initial complaints have been resolved since the last time i read through them so ngl it seems pretty hype

note: this is a little handwavy on implementation details, it's meant to sum up what's happening in each and why it's useful

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mkbhd's takes on shipping half finished shit to win a race hits so close to home

my first job in crypto ended ultimately bc i was under the gun, trying to ship smth that had a lot of unresolved problems with high probability of security holes all in the name of being 'the worlds…

if you dm'd in response to this & i haven't gotten back to you it's bc i can only handle so many social interactions in a day (friends included)

pls be patient 💜

the only honest actor in crypto is one without a bag.

that includes me and my spot eth

that includes memecoiners and their levered shitters

and that includes antimemecoiners with a hundred milli in an airdrop you're not allowed to claim

healthy skepticism will keep you alive

trying out the articles thing here lmk wyt

this is unconventional functional solidity, a collection of thoughts around how to do functional programming, type driven abstractions, and some of the most unhinged behaviors i've found from docs and compiler tests

enjoy!

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i'm open for contracting; i can develop and/or optimize any evm contract in any language.

terms are as follows:
- 20 hr/week max
- remote only
- no shitcoin factories
- i'm not joining an incubator

pm for quote

warpcast was cooler before memecoins

vc's hate memecoins bc it didn't come with a protocol they could shill as ethereum killing parallel zk ai restaking

i hate memecoins bc they're vampiric, dishonest, and turn even the most respectable devs into mercenaries, not unlike venture capital

we are not the same

huh

i'd love to do a write up on intentessential. i think intents are a big deal & i've worked with enough of the team long enough to know they're capable of something great

but why all the announcements and hype and 'first' games when neither code nor spec has been published?

ok so i haven't found a real response to this and the docs don't specify this

but can i use ('memory-safe') if i overwrite the upper bits of the free memory pointer but restore them to zero by the end of the assembly block?

take significant time away and do something noncrypto

not to hedge it getting banned or number going down

but to hedge the fact that the day may come that you feel this industry isn't for you.

you may get the sense that maybe digitizing financial rails won't fundamentally fix…

if you put money into zk*sino after their chat gpt audit you are beyond help

remember when gitcoin partnered with an oil conglomerate