being on twitter without any groupchats

Why I (Mike) would be able to beat a bear in combat, a thread 🧵✨

NEW: Neighbors who saw a toddler in diapers wandering around a Beech Grove, Indiana, apartment complex with a loaded handgun called police. The incident was caught on building cameras. The father - who lied that he didn’t own a gun - was arrested. #inlegis dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

the recruiters bring a pull-up bar to the high school was actually so fucking funny

Great excuse to bring up one of the all timers

wow this kids are so fucking stupid dont they know someone has already done this

cat vs the dogs

Put on breaking bad to show the parents. Forgot skyler jerks off walter for 3 minutes straight

We used to be a country. A proper country

Another warm up

There is so much raw emotion squeezed into one image

morning sketch

fucking miss him like crazy

Bertrand Russell: “The idea that the poor should have leisure has always been shocking to the rich”:

people paying for twitter blue just to have 200-300 followers is crazy

pajama pilled, in my comfy era; im such a sleepcel

Andrew Callaghan on CNN: 'Even CNN competes for views by running constant 24hr news cycles based upon fear, division, outrage & panic, probably like to sell ads.'

Don Lemon: 'I don't agree with what you're saying.'