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The thing is, most men will never even do the bare minimum.

There is an intense sweetness in the fruit you harvest from the labour of taking care of yourself.

me coming up from the wine cellar with a glass of amontillado:

Legit question for rural Americans - How do I deal with the 30-40 hotdog vendors that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my music festival bands play?

Moses on Mount Sinai:

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who's afraid well you should be
of little old me?

who's afraid well you should be
of little old me?

[Gandalf reveals himself to Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli in Fangorn Forest]

ARAGORN: it cannot be!

LEGOLAS: Mithrandir!

GIMLI: Gandalf? but...

YOU ATE
THE PLUMS
THAT WERE IN
THE ICEBOX???

I WAS
SAVING THEM
FOR BREAKFAST

Who's afraid of little old me? You should be (You should be)

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