intellectual dishonesty is so hot right now

Five year old has never used a bar of soap, so she thought it should just be rubbed over the body completely dry to get clean

For those who were wondering

this tweet is disingenuous

It me

His Nachlass (the tweets) are much better, like Nietzsche’s

I caught several of you reading this

Kids these days don’t even know what little book they’re supposed to bring to the barricades

your tweet is doing well, and i hate you for that

Wife: Jonathan, you’re good at bullshitting

The Hegelians were displeased

Working on my methodology statement

The NYPD is now claiming that the protesters were in possession of the most dangerous book in the world

The graduate students plotted everyone in the department on a grid like this but decided I required a separate axis for things no one cares about. I love that so much.

I would make for such a great unemployed aesthete. Really missed my calling there.

The award for the Twitter/X account with the greatest aura of 'No F***KS Given,' has to be my friend Jonathan Fine Everytime I am fed up with a pedantic, loose Canon on Twitter/X Jonathan's account is always there to make me smile and remind me why I am still here. Thanks, Jon!

It’s great

Breaking news: he never turned into a bug