Now they’ll definitely have to sign up for humanities courses

Kid is making fun of my resting tweet face

Evergreen tweet

If you spend all day on this website slowly being driven mad by other people's posts, you are quite literally living the life of a billionaire and I think that's wonderful.

hello beautiful

Fun fact: Germany also has its own Hegelian Pokémon

Basic: Thesissi
Stage 1: Antithesor
Stage2: Synthiser

Since we’re talking about the 90s, there’s something I’ve got to get off my chest: In our 1992 class election, I voted Republican. It’s a decision that has haunted me ever since, and I understand completely if you’ll never be able to look at me the same way again.

Students might say they’re learning German to read Heidegger, but what they really need to know is what all the Pokémon are called

Still haven’t recovered from when Eckart Förster did this to me

This definitely underestimates how embarrassing I am

quote rt this with how embarrassing YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how embarrassing THEY think you are

I got Kant the thing-in-itself for his 300th birthday, so he’s definitely going to like me the most now

Proust Barbie.

This is false

Who would write the takedown of you in Tel Quel?

I like to think that I combine the worst elements of german-thinking with the worst elements of american-thinking

I mostly use Twitter to live vicariously through JCO’s social life

If only I had known back then how far plagiarism could take me