Oof, not so sure about the Swiss entry 2nd time round. I think it needed the satellite dish! Joan reckons Finland were robbed, but I think a lot of countries could claim the same thing. Anyway, that’s me done for another year. I hope you enjoyed Eurovision 2024. Night night!

Whey hey, I picked the winner, folks! But the satellite dish has gone back to his neighbour apparently, so sadly the Swiss lad will perform it without the dish. Spare a thought for Ollie but his vest WAS filthy so that’ll learn him, and of course poor Norway coming last - again!

Decision time. I fear Olly’s dirty vest will see him marked down and cost the UK victory. Meanwhile the Swiss lad’s balance on the satellite dish was impressive, so he gets my vote. Mary liked the Latvian entry, and Joan’s money’s on ‘No pants’ Finland. Cast your votes now!

Did the Swiss lass have a small child on her back before she started singing? I’m sure she did, though Mary said it was a big puffa jacket. My eyes might be going – all that strobed lighting.

Oof, could Croatia win this year? Very catchy number, sung by an Adam Ant lookalike flanked by Florence Nightingale and Spider-Man. Ken’s interest has been piqued!

Very good balance, the Swiss lad. I trust he’s going to put that satellite dish back on his neighbour’s wall afterwards.

No rules.. and oof, no pants! Joan Chitty’s come round and she stopped chatting during that one. The ‘no dress’ gimmick worked for Bucks Fizz so watch out for Finland!

There’s a lot of lasses this year with a ‘Goth’ look - like our Karen sports. And good to hear so many entries sung in the native language, don’t you think?

Lovely choreography, but they could have given that public toilet a clean first!

UK now. Good luck Olly. Ken says he looks like a young Tyson Fury. In fact they all look like boxers!

Oof that was a bit different! But Ireland’s entry is surely just a pact with the devil. Graham sounded a bit shaken at the end there..

Estonia - a fine novelty act. The bloke with the beard just needs to repair his coat!

This Spanish duo is surely Dollar in disguise. Nice to know they’re still working!

I hope the German lad isn’t going to leave that fire unattended. Oof, he got a bit close there! Hang on, it’s spreading, and yet they’re letting him carry on. I don’t understand!