Snitch tagging the official Founders Fund handle is so funny to me. Do people really think there’s some HR apparatchik at FF manning it?

I collect watches like threadbois collect viral ads.

Good news for TechCrunch!

The Chinese Army is building technology to counter politically controversial American startups!

If it works, China could permanently rid the world of political controversy forever!

If your man vapes, that’s your girlfriend.

This machine will end remote work.

Would you invest in a startup that was going after an ambitious mission like this?

dude if it comes out that this guy is doing this for money he’s going to be so screwed.

if there’s one thing sf hates more than anything, it’s doing business for money.

you always gotta make up some other reason for why you’re doing the thing you’re doing.

Does anyone know of an app (paid is fine) that makes controlnet diffusion like this dead simple? Is there a midjourney command yet?

The Jeff Bezos vs Elon Musk competition is wild:

Space: Blue Origin vs SpaceX
Cars: Rivian vs Tesla
Media: Washington Post & Twitch vs X/Twitter
Brain Computing: Synchron vs Neuralink
AI: AWS (probably) vs xAI
Payments: Amazon Pay vs PayPal (throwback)

Anything I missed?

i don’t have to go to the office today

i GET to go to the office today

this was definitely just microplastics right?

Incredible play by play of the drone strike that killed the Supreme Leader of Iran’s top guy.

“American politics are so crazy right now!”

No they aren’t.

1962. The president’s mistress is openly seducing him at public events.

6 months later, he avoids nuclear war.

6 months later, he’s shot in the head.

We’re at like a 3/10 on the crazy American politics scale.

Aside from Nvidia and AMD, the family includes several concrete company execs.

This bloodline is destined to turn sand into useful stuff.

Yesterday, Elon said he doesn’t think Business Insider is a real publication.

Today, a Business Insider reporter ate pizza with glue in it.

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After Effects will have a bigger impact on the 2024 election than generative AI.

The Fast Company tech bro list makes a great Coachella poster

Here is the full list of 'Alpha Men' from this Fast Company article:

Jeff Bezos
Lex Fridman
Sam Altman
Brian Armstrong
Jared Kushner
MrBeast
Benjamin Netanyahu
John Coogan
David Holz
Palmer Luckey
Alex Karp
Peter Thiel
Packy McCormick
Thomas Carlyle
Oliver Cromwell
Martin Luther