Get their asses Shemp!!!

My buddy’s uncle went to college with Doc Ock. Apparently dude was really chill but would freestyle when he drank

Does static electricity exist anymore? Haven’t gotten a shock in what feels like years!

the vibe lately

Just shivered a little bit in anticipation of apple bobbing season. The fellas and I are gonna do it big this year

The financial decisions I made last night will be passed down through the genes as generational trauma

Meg crashed boys night, refused to eat a hot dog, and started playing Chappell Roan

They should let me do this at GameStop

Ain’t no ones ever gonna write a song about spotted cow and aldi pizza. But it’s a working man’s meal. An honest man’s meal

With an adderall prescription I could become a beloved mayor of a small town who makes a serious difference in my community. I create a youth arts program and launch a tree planting initiative and finally fix up the old marina. I die at 72 but get a plaque outside the froyo shop

If I don’t watch a John Carpenter movie soon something really bad is going to happen to me

this video that popped up on my fyp

Your honor, calling him my bro doesn’t tell the whole story. I’m his boy mom too

This is the closest thing we have to socialism in this god forsaken country

B-bro your tail it’s…. prehensile

Summer 2025 in the books

Does anyone know if you’re allowed to open carry a glass of red wine in Logan Square, Chicago?

legendary film director paul schrader is posting AI slop (?) of himself welcoming the dead japanese fascist yukio mishima (??) to minneapolis-st paul airport (???)

Devastating. Won’t say I was close with him or anything but we shared a brief and beautiful night together in Key West. Spring Break 99. Both lost our friends at the beach and kinda just clicked instantly. Drank mai tais and sat in the sand talking of women & the future. Nice guy