Why is it in a whole cruise terminal, 500 empty seats, the loud apple muncher has to sit right next to me? 🫨
It’s too early to listen to a granny smith being inhaled!

Chilled one tonight, so I’m re-watching Shameless. If ever you wanted to know where I grew up - it was exactly like this show 😂💁🏻‍♂️

Few emails, then it’s long weekend time. Get that fucking wine open to breathe 🍷

🏃🏻💁🏻‍♂️ let’s go!

Morning early risers 🥱 yawn and stretch.

The D:Ream in the background is SENDING ME 😂😂😂😂 #thingscanonlygetbetter

😂 we all know.

Lovely evening out for it 🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

Why do people start teams calls early? Meetings not booked for another 12 mins Susan - calm down.

My chef is fitter and better than yours.

🐝🐝🐝 are happy this year.

This scene still gets me 😂😂 GRANDMA

Holidays & Red wine✌🏻

Hill runs are fucking HARD 🥵
Obvs did it anyways 💁🏻‍♂️
#letsgo 🙌🏻

What the fuck is this dog shit weather today? I was sat in shorts top off yesterday, today I’m ready for candles, heating and spooning. Ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️

Team dripping 💁🏻‍♂️🥵💦

Sorry but I am not over this. Popping in to prove why she could win again at the flick of her elongated fingers. 😮‍💨

Sunday - sun ☀️ beer 🍻 garden.

God love my neighbour, she’s got dementia bad. Her fish pond split and she put all the dead koi & other fish in her bin.

Stuck my head round the door to pop her bin down as it’s collection day tomorrow

5 days of sunshine TWITTER THE SMELL 🤢🤮 🐟 I’ve just nearly thrown up.

Never far apart ❤️📱