All 12 scarecrows in this cornfield say they’re voting for me.

Pray for 2 more

List of my accomplishments 🏆

1. The border crisis
2. More crime
3. Higher Prices
4. Higher taxes
5. Billions to Ukraine
6. Afghanistan
7. Funding the Taliban
8. Coke in the White House
9. Boys are girls
10. Raising Hunter
11. Ashley
12. Getting lost on stage
13. Most dead…

Same supermarket, 4 years later.

BEST ECONOMY EVER!

I’ll never be half the man Michelle Obama is.

Think about it.

If we close the border, Biden voters couldn’t get in. Neither could fentanyl.

We can’t have that.

List of my accomplishments 🏆

1. The border crisis
2. More crime
3. Higher Prices
4. Higher taxes
5. Billions to Ukraine
6. Afghanistan
7. Funding the Taliban
8. Coke in the White House
9. Boys are girls
10. Raising Hunter
11. Ashley
12. Getting lost on stage
13. Most dead…

It isn’t gay if there’s no eye contact.

If the Israelis are evil occupiers of Muslim land, aren’t the Columbia protesters in New York evil occupiers of Algonquin Indian land? In that case, shouldn’t they be calling for genocide against themselves?

Bill Gates and I finally figured out how to fight climate change. The solution?

Human extinction.

If humans are gone by 2050 world temperatures will drop one degree.

In the meantime, stop using your gas stoves.

Seems perfect for my Cabinet

Good morning friends! ☕️

My diaper just got really warm.

Climate change is real.

This year Common Sense is on the ballot.

WHO DID THIS 😭