'The One Where Jerry Loses His Mind And Dates A 17-Year Old Girl'

Why are right-wing loons scared of everything all the time?

Scared to take public transportation. Scared to walk downtown. Scared to go get a drink in NYC after dark.

That 27-year old woman who voted for AOC and Biden isn't scared to take the subway back at 1am.

Why are they?

If you signed your 15 year old up for 3 sports leagues and 4 after school clubs and share their calendar with them, it's understandable why they don't have time to drive and work and have a girlfriend. They're already working 2 jobs on top of their day job (school).

You moved 3 times in adulthood, are considering a move to Puerto Rico for tax purposes and recently called your dad a boomer,

and you think you’re going to understand conflicts between people who hold grudges bc their great great grandparents were wronged a century ago?

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum that raised me.

Solidarity with anti-war student activists at WashU ✊🏾🇵🇸

As students exercise their right to protest, I urge university & local authorities to allow these courageous students & community members to continue their practice of non-violent civil disobedience.

It’s kind of bizarre to feel the need to say it, but it’s a very very bad sign for a society if one cannot freely protest a genocide, ethnic cleansing, war crimes, mass graves, and the mass incineration of children. That is a very bad place for a culture to be.

Oh I think some police are very much in sight

Like I said yesterday, what's happening is Kent State vibes. Karens saying they didn't kill enough people. Just like now.

Conservative Colorado lawmakers & influencers: Downtown Denver, Colfax & RTD are so scary I’m shaking in muh boots n need muh guns!

Fifth Graders:

This is such nonsense that it hurts.

Boulder is not walkable at all, whatsover.

I can guarantee any time a cop gets on a megaphone and says “we will use reasonable and necessary force” they are about to do a bunch of fucking crimes

Two years ago I said that the current administration is conservative, and while they're far better than the previous administration, please don't mistake them for anything liberal. They're just old rich conservatives.

And here we are today.

'I won't let a grown woman do something' is quite a public statement.

Nothing has changed since Kent State.

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I’ve built 3 lists for real estate investors:

- 1500+ equity providers (allocators & LPs: FOs & small REPE funds)
- 4500+ hard money lenders
- 6000 wholesalers

Great for GPs, HMLs, wholesalers, etc.

Emails & often phone numbers.

$399 today vs $499 regular.

Active & current.

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum they raised me.

This mimicks 90% of the discussions in RE, SMB and fint Twitter.

People who went to college talking to people who didn't.

I know it's 'sexy' to talk about skipping school, but you're a dumbo who educated adults can't connect with at their level.

And you're being left behind.

Taxing Unrealized Capital Gains

One of the most tedious things on Twitter is that because being ignorant is cool, most analyze issues independently and not in context.

Biden's whole administration is about cooling (heavily taxing) speculation.

We're going to 'Europeanize.'