I love when a show lets me know there will be “language” and “smoking” in it. Those are some things I like!

Asking someone to dance call that two step verification

Unfortunately I just made the most fabulous cacio e pepe….yeah I’m mad at me too

That safelite repair safelite replace jungle has to have crack in it how is that catchy with no rhyme

Just found out that you can run so far in subway surfers that it just becomes a white void. Bone chilling

Kiki

VAPING ON A TOULET AT THE BEACH. ENGAGING IN $10 THONG SANDALS FROM A SHACK CULTURE AMA

If this had a mustache……well I think I’d be pregnant

This is what vaping feels like after 12 gin and tonics

Woah

My instagram explore page suddenly switching from hot guys doing backflips to cucumber salad recipes has me rethinking my entire identity

Bolognese is one of the most psychotic words of all time

You just know someone is about to be so unreasonable when they start “abhorring” something

Juno Sabrina carpenter nightcore you are my meth

Unfortunately, spinach, you’ve never dazzled me

I fear that with the rising tension between the flimsy attempt at reviving “indie sleaze” vs “climbing cringe mountain” may bring about a quiet resurgence of steampunk. Or are we already seeing it

You can tell a lot about a person who says “sped up” vs “nightcore”

Music box should be cigs inside

Everyone named Taylor gives Mormon but not every Mormon gives Taylor

What if being the passenger of an Uber is my passion