saved this pic of a good bird the other day. enjoy

ライチちゃん♡

Productivity hack:

Phone in syrup.

When I’m working, I put my phone in a bowl of corn syrup. Trying to take it out is so messy and gross that it creates a sensory aversion stronger than my desire to check it. (You can use any syrup)

Evidence that even animals hate snitches

feel like mouse stuck in pasta

i’m learning to use a powerful industry standard motion graphics software so that i can make some shitty sparkly gif web graphics, basically. where i’m at rn

“you can sit there for hours and not feel anything” says coworker about his $2000 desk chair. buddy, i already do that for free

i want my peaceful life of making weird little websites all day back

The Times, Shreveport, Louisiana, May 7, 1931

dark jessica

“bishie? what is bishie?” my boyfriend asks. i patiently explain, and after a moment he says, “yeah…we grew up in different worlds”

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