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Jeremy Kaplowitz

@jeremysmiles

@Quorators // @DibsNext

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NEW QUORATORS w/ the great Kate Willett!

→ How do you chat with women for money?

→ Why am I a bad girl?

→ How does a dog or cat know when their lover cheats on them?

AND MORE! GO WATCH RIGHT NOW youtu.be/feid5gAXNxA

NEW QUORATORS w/ the great @katewillett! → How do you chat with women for money? → Why am I a bad girl? → How does a dog or cat know when their lover cheats on them? AND MORE! GO WATCH RIGHT NOW youtu.be/feid5gAXNxA
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you don't have to know the entire history of the middle east to think it's bad for our tax dollars to fund the murder of tens of thousands of innocent people

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currently working on a Challengers remake about comedians instead of tennis and lemme tell ya it's an awful idea but the characters DO look the same

currently working on a Challengers remake about comedians instead of tennis and lemme tell ya it's an awful idea but the characters DO look the same
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It’s bizarre how normalized this was. I wasn’t above it as I married a man I met when I was a freshman in college who was 15 years older than me. It took years of therapy after I left for me to realize that the reason he attached himself to me was because I was easy to manipulate

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the worst part of going bald is when you see someone with a really stupid haircut and you find yourself thinking 'what a waste of a full head of hair'

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NEW QUORATORS w/ the hilarious Pamela Ross!

→ Is it important for a husband to show empathy towards his wife's feelings?

→ What has been your experience of smooching your real aunt?

AND SO MUCH MORE! GO WATCH youtu.be/Kv6UKwp9L6E

NEW QUORATORS w/ the hilarious @PamNotAnderson! → Is it important for a husband to show empathy towards his wife's feelings? → What has been your experience of smooching your real aunt? AND SO MUCH MORE! GO WATCH youtu.be/Kv6UKwp9L6E
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Giovanni Colantonio(@MarioPrime) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I haven't stopped thinking about The Tortured Poets Department since Thursday night, perhaps the most antagonistic mainstream pop record ever created. I wrote about what might be Swift's best work, and the one that's most destined to be misunderstood. medium.com/@giovanni.n.co…

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