You have to let people feel like this so that the incredible experience of their 30s hits like a revelation

She is a disgrace to psychoanalysis

at the concert when they went offstage for the encore the girl next to me turned to her friend and said “they’re gonna leave and trick us into thinking they’re not coming back but they will. it’s a tiktok trend”

Maybe there are differences across languages, but I’ve found this is exactly what DuoLingo does? I started Mandarin a few weeks ago and it’s all about food and asking for a train ticket.

The guy screams about losing parking, but doesn’t want parking in front of the business 🧐

Obviously this is ridiculous but one of the greatest things we ever did in the US was bully people relentlessly out of smoking

how do you even engage this

Imagine thinking this kid is serious instead of directly critiquing the propaganda function of your ad

Florida Ave sucks bc it's a pinch point btwn NW&NE w/ too many cars for anybody—including drivers—to use easily. We could make it *actually work* if we embraced the most space-efficient mode & gave the 90 bus a bona fide transitway. ggwash.org/view/97015/one…

One thing I’ve never been sure about and hope never to learn is whether the double “z” in Nuzzi is pronounced like pizza

ok I won’t

In 5-6 years this will be real.

The future of the NFL offense is to slowly become rugby again

When Tom Green did this on MTV it was understood to be universally obnoxious, which it is.