missile reggae-dance system. one love.

Single-purpose Maps device

You just had to be there at Burning Man to understand.

'so long as you wipe the r a d i o a c t i v e dust off'

don't tell me how to have good time

Sit down and watch as hundreds of osinters try to discern, wether a series of flashes on black background is iron dome intercepting rockets and drones, arma 2 footage or a 1993 Honda civic with faulty wiring doing burnouts in front of of arby’s

Guys, you're still trying to replace Qassem Soleimani. I told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. Now, what we might be able to do is re-create him. Re-create him in the aggregate.

I wonder what's on the Prevue channel today?

Bagel, 35wk gestation. 0cm dilated.

Four years later and this is still the greatest video to come out of the pandemic. It's so bizarre you'd think it was scripted.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Lieutenant Sobel does not hate Easy Company, Private Randleman.
He just hates you.

RIP DMV spring season
3/12/24-4/10/24
We hardly knew ye.

I'm actually doing great! I have my own plot of land that I pay fealty to my local lord in order to work. I own my own hovel and have a large family with many children.
Unlike you peasants!

Six-year olds make up stories more convincing than this.

'Hey I know you're all under constant threat of your homes being blown up from a constant barrage of missiles being hurled at you, and your country is being occupied, and your population has suffered immense trauma for the past few years, but could you please tone it down?'

same energy dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

lol. lmao even

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My father-in-law is a builder. He is insanely gifted. We were walking past the Bass Pro Shop pyramid years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer…

“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”