Though most of my 2000+ clients were wonderful, the terrible ones were really bad people. I saw a lot during 10+ years of carpet cleaning.

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So, something not so chill happened this morning. I couldn't find the hole.

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People fighting over politics and attempting to take rights from women and marginalized groups of people are contributing to a decline in our collective mental health. We need to do better as Americans to be decent to each other.

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Four of my favorite artists I never got to see live. Gone too soon. 😢

A humor-writing convention with three Medium writers from the US, Canada, and the UK? Sounds like a barrel of monkeys to me. Read about it here:

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If you teach your kids bigotry, don't expect some parents to sit there and take it. Brilliant.

There really needs to be an IQ requirement to be a televangelist. At least 100 or more, this double-digit bullshit isn't getting it done.

I'm not worried about people having enough to eat. Shut the fuck up about welfare already.

I mean, I WANT to do forrest photography, but I don't want to lose my life over it. Exploding trees sound scary! 😆😅🤣

Never apologize for your dog excitedly jumping all over me when I come over. I'm just as excited to see them, too. &:^)

When you make a big deal out of every little thing, it will raise your stress levels. Don't do that. Save it for when it matters and relax a bit when possible.

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And then there's me, who would rather make a big fancy dinner in his own kitchen for the ones I love on my 50th birthday coming up in October. Plus my music and the wine are in the kitchen. No DD necessary. &:^)

If you can call 'Robert' 'Bob' because he asks you to, it's not that difficult to call an LGBTQ person by their preferred pronouns. If you have good manners and care about people's feelings, it's not some difficult thing.

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Anyone who thinks women shouldn't be able to make their own reproductive care choices and is bigoted against the LGBTQ community is not a friend of mine. The Far Right needs to keep their religion out of our laws.
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Who's happy to be out and about today like Mooch? 🐶🥰