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Leave the Jews alone. I killed Jesus.* I killed him with my sin.**

*my gardener
**drunk driving

hahahahahahahaha

Seth Dillon is a snack.

If you have to ask media to stop covering the attention-grabbing protest bing staged in order to highlight the plight of the Palestianians, maybe ask yourself whether this form of attention-grabbing protest is actually counterproductive, and perhaps ask the protesters to stop.

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Voters: sweet merciful heavenly Father, I beg you to give me a third choice

God:

Communist refs award Stars 3 goals but the good guys score the next 4.

Hot in Dallas. Desert. Very hot and humid. Everything sticky.

Jarvis took in the moment, knowing that he was one of the lucky few, to have seen Supes in action.

Really happy for the sold out crowd in Dallas, all the fans scrimping and saving their welfare checks so they can afford a romantic night out with their sister.

FML