I used to struggle with PROMETHEUS but now the concept of a bunch of incompetent “experts” attaching themselves to the vanity project of a wealthy megalomaniac, while shirking even the most basic safety protocols, feels about right.

SO HERE is a fun thing that happened. Back in November, I created a (fully CGI) Ryan Gosling/Colt Seavers action figure for the The Fall Guy subscriber's cover of Empire Magazine and here's Alison Hammond receiving a *real* one, as a gift (from Ryan) on This Morning...

On my rewatch of the brilliant Friday Night Dinners and I’m only just asking why they keep serving tomato ketchup with a roast dinner.

here’s a comic about staying relevant

Wait did Aquaman 2 already come out. In my head that film’s still always in production.

OK, I'm serious about this: how can I get on the radar of people who commission artists for UK kids' comics? Anyone?

I was blocking anyone who QT-d And**w T**e but now I’m just blocking anyone screenshotting his tweets too. I do not want to see that disgusting oaf in any form. Blockity block block 🕺🏻

Honestly I miss the 90s so much. A time when we thought anything was possible and everything was worth trying. Before the internet made everything so cynical and entitled. Just absolute batshit nonsense, all the way. Love it.

Not trying to overthink it but is this a homage to that terrifying haunted photo of the lady dropping out the ceiling?

Every book signing I do i invariably have one or two conversations with kids about whether they’re team bagel or team doughnut. I genuinely believe Neill Cameron has emotionally impacted an entire generation.

“Bringing you up to speed would be like trying to explain Norway to a dog” One episode into Slow Horses but honestly Gary Oldman could do cillit bang adverts and I’d be addicted.

Had to put the heating on tonight. What is this the Middle Ages or something.

Well THIS is a lovely story theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

Thank you so much to everyone who came out today, I had such fun 🤩