Shake it to one’s left if one’s having a good time.

#SaturdayNightTakeaway is an absolute masterclass tonight. What an incredible achievement. 20 years of brilliant entertainment.

I’m at the park with my family and this horrible little tosser just had a wank all over the grass.

Now he’s trying to blow smoke rings with his electronic cigarette and he literally can’t stop coughing.

My wife says he used to be on the telly.

He can finally rest knowing his wife’s killer is off the streets.

🕊️☮️🪦

Only way he could be more creepy is if he drives around in an ex ice cream van

Meanwhile, the fella beside him looks like he’s about to kick his mascot up the hole.

.Jacob Rees-Mogg big day for your replies tomorrow big man

the two hosts of this podcast need to take a hard look at themselves. and now, like Alice, I've got #ThingsYouShouldHaveDone lined up on the player and ready to go when I've finished my #Mandy binge.

Dragoncast up for an Ambie tonight, The Smart 7 now nominated for an Aria. Starting to think there might be something in this podcast game.

Delighted to be nominated!!!

Why can I remember that the drummer of Travis broke his neck swimming over 25 years ago but not the name of someone I said I’d call back.

Had to step in and host Straight to the Comments last week as Archie Manners fell ill.

As the saying goes, never underestimate Katie Price - listen to the full ep here:

open.spotify.com/episode/1SR3KD…

Thanks for the swag Black Bear UK To celebrate the release of #immaculatemovie !

Hiya

open.spotify.com/episode/649Az9…

Well well well if it isn’t me old mucker Dragoncast open.spotify.com/episode/649Az9…

Oh god I’ve been sucked in again

Completely forgot I got sent this awesome bundle the other week to celebrate #Wonka being absolve to buy or rent. Afternoon sorted 😍🍫

Absolute chefs kiss

I’m no detective, but I think she genuinely thought she was going to win

Can’t believe they sacked me tbh.