I told my wife “my Olympic condoms just arrived. I’m thinking of wearing gold tonight!” She replied with “why not wear silver and come second tonight for once”. 😂

My son with a monster Catfish 🐠

LFG!!!!

Yesterday I ate two pieces of string. Today they came out tied. I shit you knot 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

I’m at 28% so room 28

Remember when we all thought the New York Yankees were going to win 100+ games? 🤔 #RepBX #YankeesTwitter

Who up though 🤷🏽‍♂️

THE BEST WAY TO HONOR THOSE LOST ON 9/11 IS TO BE THE PEOPLE WE WERE ON 9/12. Remember how United we were!? 🇺🇸

Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made. 🤣🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Just before you die swallow a whole bag of popcorn kernels. Your cremation will be epic 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

😂

Sometimes things are not what they seem.

I’m fat but identify as skinny. I’m TRANS-SLENDER

😂😂😂

Disappointed AGAIN BY THE New York Giants but at least the New York Yankees won and the Dallas Cowboys took the L 🤷🏽‍♂️🥷🏼

Someone should buy a food truck and sell nothing but fried chicken. Park it next to Chik-Fil-A on Sunday’s and call it “Side Chick”. 🤷🏽‍♂️🥷🏼

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Dead

You sleep. We train. We aren’t the same. 👩🏽‍🚒

I hate hotel towels. So thick and fluffy. They don’t fit in my suitcase on the way out 🤷🏽‍♂️😂