new york is so awesome i hate it so much

sometimes it is so necessary to have three beers before you have to go meet your friend’s new boyfriend

every time a girl gets married and changes her last name i’m just like oh i didn’t know we were actually still doing that

does metrograph take requests

marissa just thought julia garner and kaitlyn dever were the same person ??

my soulmate could never be someone named seth

no sorry i can’t i’m at the polish and slavic credit union

feeling really into fall this year …. that means something is deeply wrong

thinking about when reformation asked if they could use one of my tweets for an insta post so i made them give me a gift card

found these on the street today. the universe is sending me messages and i’m listening

#NewProfilePic some of your best work can be done in the oddly good lighting of a dingy dive bar bathroom when you’re violently hungover

pleading with my mind, body and soul to be attracted to someone who is good for me

can someone invite me to their wedding i’m bored

i love rting stuff when i’m in a certain mood then the next day im like oh well that doesn’t really resonate anymore actually then un rting

my best costume ideas come to me 36-48 hours before halloween

you can be my mam da ni tonight

godmother asked for pics of my halloween costume so i sent her the most wholesome pic i had of the night

the right grilled cheese can be life changing

there is much to learn from him

aka worst person you’ve ever met