Do I know ball? #LANK #lillyphillips

Might die in this ride to the bar #worthit #expand #grad

Ball knowers ?

Found out the ole lady got engaged a few months back. Hard times make strong men. Time to #lockin #LANK

The number of women that find their husband post ending things with me is INSANE. Anyone trying to connect? #Linkedin

This and a racist brunette

Blue Pow. Juicy burger incoming. Can a white boy get a Roll Tide? #LANK

Weekend Roster Breakdown #1 out of town #2 “busy” #3 saw last weekend #6 “just landed” snap out of the blue. Reminder that a roster works for you gentlemen. #letmecook #LANK

The lion does not concern himself with girls that will never text him back, the lion will continue to lob Instagram story likes at will

You read my mind Ms. 6 beers. #Lank

Me and my absolute boy after drinking 37 Guinnesses each and talking to zero women

Shrink

Jenna is in the portal

Prepping to slide up on so many insta stories today. “Thankful for you” “save me a plate” “where is my seat going to be next year”

Easy Game 1. Hot girl posts her Wrapped on IG. 2. I DM, “This is so crazy!” 3. She replies, “Wym?” 4. I copy her Wrapped with my name via ChatGPT. 5. She says, “ No way!” 6. I ask, “ drinks?” 7. She replies, “I have a bf.” 8. I drive my car directly into a telephone pole