timothée chalamet thinks he’s al pacino, austin butler thinks he’s leonardo dicaprio, glen powell thinks he’s tom cruise, and jacob elordi thinks he’s nicole kidman

groceries? get em delivered. books? buy em on amazon. fuck libraries and bookstores. stop buying cds, vinyls, and dvds, it's all on the cloud! movie theaters? obsolete. subscribe to 10 different platforms instead! stay inside. be afraid of your neighbors. work til you die

Quantum physics 101: If you believe something to be true; The likelihood that it works/becomes real drastically increases… In meta analysis we call this placebo. In spirituality we call this manifestation. In life we call this alignment. Belief holds immense power for us…

ً Timothée actually thinks he’s ‘01 Bow Wow

“It’s negative 40 degrees.” “Fahrenheit or Celsius?” “…I have amazing news.”

A nigga will average 25, you’ll take him to score 20 to be safe and he’ll score 19 lmaoooooooooooooo

Unai Emery to arsenal at every pivotal stage in their title race

“RAPHINHA HAS SCORED AND SENDS BARCELONA TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL…”

That shot. That scream. That night.

MF THATS FERRAN TORRES

Better a sincere sleep than a hypocritical study GN

Roony Bardghji vs Real Betis (A) 68 mins played

Then the next day you won’t pick him and he drops a career high 55 lmao every damn time

enjoy your weekend mate

Beckham no fit believe him life. If you tell am anything about “GOAT debate” he fit nod you for skull😭😭😭😭

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What’s the joke?