E3 week is here. I hope I get a photo opp with Lara Croft. She's such a babe!

Game ogre!!!

It's so lonely in this black box.

About to party like it's 1999... Or E3.

What can I say, I like big beers.

You should keep pedialyte in your fridge as a Hail Mary.

If that horse could talk.

I'm loaded with red, white and blue. Oh, and ammo too. Yeah 'Merica!

You'll find several ways Patrick Swayze and I are similar.

Bags are packed for #babymoon2014! Hopefully wife's baby bump gets us through airport security and on the plane faster.

Do you like piña coladas? I sure do! Mmmm

With prego wife eating for two, guess that means I'm drinking for two #moremaitaisforme

Taking full advantage of #babymoon2014 - eat, beach, nap... repeat.

Aloha is confusing. I don't know if people are saying hello or goodbye!

Brainstorming baby names: KC or JoJo. Thoughts people?

Testing, testing. Is this thing on?

Sometimes I think I haven't tweeted since 2014, and then I look at twitter and realize I haven't tweeted since 2014. media.giphy.com/media/3o6ZtfZp…

If there’s one thing I know, it’s two things. 1) Never trust a toot on Mexican night.

*NSYC just gets what the holidays are about, guys. Plus, they're such snappy dressers! youtube.com/watch?v=wKj923…

Misunderstood what a craft brewery is. Now I’m sitting here with tons of glitter, glue and popsicle sticks.