What a picture 🥶📸

- Back to back wins - Nicolas Jackson brace and assist - Cole Palmer goal - Sancho assist - Caicedo assist - Sanchez clean sheet - Tosin masterclass - Above Arsenal, Liverpool and Man United - Rival fans tears CHELSEA ARE BACKKKKKKKK!!!!

Don’t say anything, just RT when you see your club

⚽ 78’ | 3-1 | GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL by @ViniJr!!! #RealMadridEspanyol | #FC25

Dear Mr Kasukuwere, You have a been accused of being corrupt yourself in the past Would you be willing to clarify your sources of income during your time in government and explain how you were able to afford a mansion that is larger than the average clinic in Zimbabwe? 🦉

❌ At 15, Thiago Silva went for a trial and was rejected by 3 Brazilian clubs including Flamengo. ⛔ At 19, he signed for Juventude and coach Ivo Wortmann changed his position by moving him back to central defence. 🇵🇹 At 20, he signed for Porto but played 0 matches and was

It's widely acknowledged that I am punching well above my weight with my wife. The only person who doesn't seem to agree is my youngest daughter who has told the mrs "you are so lucky to have Daddy" on multiple occasions. I love that kid.

Our cat is a dramatic drama king who falls to the ground & meows longingly for my husband's attention. He comes running to him. I've started copying the cat to see if he'd run to me immediately to give attention too. He does. It actually works. Simple creatures, aren't they, men?

GeoLocked fortuner/hilux inoda iri plain and white. Woisa sticker reMusangano wogerwa Zuda. Kana wakashata the better👌😂

If Daisy dies today all of Tuku ‘s wealth goes to her family and none of his own blood will benefit anything🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ndokuva rombe first class!!! Kushandira kwatezvara while neglecting his own flesh and blood!!!

Winning as one. 🤝

Incase you missed it. It's been quite a while since the last time I laughed this hard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What are you selling today. Don’t forget to add your location, price, and contact details too. Kindly retweet ❤️

A Velar is nothing to a woman of Valour 🙏🏿😂

MR MATAYI 👔 Ndidzo brain dzamunoshandisa kana muchisona zvinhu here idzi ? Now l know why bhachi ra Volts ranga risina mweya!

This is a fascinating phenomenon known as terminal lucidity. In the medical field we refer to it as “rallying” or “the surge”. If it’s any consolation, doctors can’t really explain it either. I personally think it’s our body’s way of giving us an opportunity to say goodbye.

Those 3AM messages from your girl are a lost art. Where she starts with a "I know you're asleep but..." then goes on to yap accompanied by voice notes. Tens of texts she signs off with "...okay now maybe I'm doing too much but it's because I love you" I miss that. I want that

The prodigal son rehearsed a speech to himself in preparation to approach his father. He got a hug before he could even finish his speech. His father was so full of love and compassion for him that he even called for a party. Maybe you're looking for the right words to... 🪡🧵

Good morning everyone

“The real Ronaldo” gimmick in 2024 🤣🤣