after some deep philosophical thought I've come to the conclusion that I need a girlfriend I can co-dom with

I love da brewers

I hate da brewers

this is every day for a girl like me

this is happening! phillies/mets 4pm tomorrow at my place. if u wanna swing by and need the addy dm me (this invite is for gay people and rj and drew only)

must be a tv the way she's mounting me against a wall

I am sorry for accidentally doing a bi erasure on the timeline, it will probably happen again

if u've never been in a top 4 top relationship ur opinion on frotting means nothing to me

u can be bisexual, just don't do it in front of me

still nowhere near as homosexual as the phillies

nick castellanos officially comes out saying he's glad the queen is dead

need to be alone outside in the snow at 3 am expeditiously

sometimes falling asleep on the couch is the worst thing that could happen to u but sometimes it's truly healing for ur soul

important things happening at the f-g apartment

needed a distraction for no particular reason so I did this for hockey too

'today was a wake up call, they'll bounce back tomorrow' I say to myself as I responsibly put beer #7 back in the fridge

baseball doesn't exist to me anymore, it's hbo girls o'clock