God in his infinite mercies will punish you.

*fun fact* I learned this in Red Dead Redemption 2, what's even more crazy to me is that Rockstar thought of literally everything when designing horses for this game...

This man is actually so smart, in a country like Nigeria with severe religious fundamentalism, what’s the best way to invade them… by acting like a savior that’s coming to save them and people will eat it up Muslims aren’t attacking Christians, Terrorists are attacking people!!

See as them trace funding for Coup

Lore accurate Peter Parker behavior Via/Impossible_Sea_2893

This Trump alleged christian genocide issue in Nigeria exposed so many educated illiterates among us, Nigerians.

This is not meant to be funny but 😭😭🤣

davido concert yesterday and you dey do “distress” sale today….hmmm observing

Nigerians are a conundrum. Highly intelligent on one hand, yet so stvpid it leaves you speechless.

I post for Whatsapp status dem dey ask me "title of movie?" 😂 Oya nau.

UP NEP…. SORRY “INCOMING MISSILEEEE”

When they bomb Dutse in Abuja instead of Jigawa

People: "The US shouldn't invade Nigeria because they have a history of invading and exploiting countries, under the guise of establishing democracy and freeing people" Some of y'all: "oh that means you want the killings to continue," 1 + 1 = agidi jellof

Arsenal have only lost 6 more league games than Tottenham in their respective new stadiums Arsenal moved in 2006 Tottenham moved in 2019 …

I can’t even join in on the war jokes cos God really forbid abeg 🙏🏾

Lmao

The concept of needing light to load light on prepaid is so stupid

And suddenly someone decided Christians were being persecuted and he needs to save them. 🤭

The Bundassliga Bros this season: 0 Goals 0 Goals 2 Assists 1 Assist 13 Matches 12 Matches FLIP & FLOP 🔥🔥🔥