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sir MIT, PhD

@iwontoffendyou

• mmath CS uwaterloo •PhD iqc

• nihilistic loquacious parrot (NLP)

• Seeking PhD positions – will only work with a Prof. who finds this twatter account funny

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there's a reason everything happens. just hang on until you're poor as fuck and jobless enough to read my tweet

there's a reason everything happens. just hang on until you're poor as fuck and jobless enough to read my tweet
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I think this family deserves to go bankrupt. Three MBAs who take confident bad decisions deserve no mercy from goddess karma

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what the heart wants to do is physics, what the hand wants to do is type python code,
what the mind wants to do is find a loving woman who gets u

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if you’re confused about whether a girl likes you it’s because she doesn’t. if you’re confused about whether a guy likes you it’s because he does

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The kind of live men want to live. Contrast it with a gay dude wearing a pride flag bandana crying in the corner of a city about climate change, now

The kind of live men want to live. Contrast it with a gay dude wearing a pride flag bandana crying in the corner of a city about climate change, now
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i have a cousin who'd argue unto death that people like to travel only because the closer folks in family can't do the same

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