waiting for your turn to speak at afters

You ever been so close to achieving a vision, that at first everyone said was crazy, but now they start fucking w the vision?

The tides turn and you’re not so crazy anymore…

It’s a feeling that no amount of alcohol, drugs, sex or zyn can come close to

Nothing better than walking on the WSH on a gorgeous day and getting high fives from random bros as they run past

Inshallah I appreciate you

ABS IN BIO 🤪

As president of the Alexandra Semenova fan club, can confirm she is the hottest woman on tv rn

being 6’3, the man, funny and handsome with an absolute basset hound cock is exhausting but someone has to do it

North Carolina was cool but they only have two characters to choose from

Bro clearly cannot handle that Alexandra Semenova is out of his league

Listening to Nicki Minaj on spaces rn is actually electric.

She should be White House press secretary just let her talk all day please

This is pure art.

This is iconic.
Study this.

i really be at the strip club beating MARK MORAN™️ at pong

This is why I write, why I tweet, why I create, why I do big shit, why I laugh at my own jokes bc I try to be who my younger self would look up to

Best part is, I know I’m doing it and won’t stop

Me and my boys would lose it all ASAP in the shit coin trenches inshallah 🙌🏻📉

Heard my boy Josh The Travel Guyde say in response to something insane a girl said

“hey whatever, you like it? I love it”

and that is my new favorite non answer to anything

This but she's 3k/hour

47k words in to writing…

Have ~35k words left to fill y’all in on the years of 2021, 2022 and 2023 in my life…

A love story, some life stories, some death threats, and a whole lot of chaos

Cannot wait to share with everyone and am truly looking forward to being judged for my…

POV: u have the misfortune of being on zoom w me at 8:46pm on a Saturday

This is what we eat, yes 🙌🏻

In the trenches