Just saw a pilot board a plane with a ukulele case. This should be illegal.

What is this, a Toxic Gossip PLANE?

Sorry to millenial-post but this is so funny

“Here” is a horrendous bore of a movie that, nonetheless, has one of the funniest intentional comedy moments of the year.

Evan’s going back-to-back on knocking my favorite Mountain Goats songs out of the park.

All my hard work as a content creator is finally paying off

Few things more painful than someone driving by your yard sale, slowing down and then heading to the house next to yours.

Going to your house

Tessa Thompson in Annihilation:

Dad’s the world over feeling a chill run up their spine.

Nostalgia used to be so much better when I was a kid.

Lady Gaga should step down so that Kamala Harris can be the first female presidential candidate to headline Coachella.

If you’re not hanging out in groups where you’re the obvious “kill,” you need to rethink your circle. #grindset

I need more people to see “Here” so I can talk about the Mom’s Joke scene, but I cannot, in good conscience, suggest anyone see it.

Train Smoke

Make sure to tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya!

Chicago is so Diet Dr. Pepper-phobic it’s honestly sickening.

grateful the walt disney corporation got my letters about doing a spider man balloon with with extremely defined thighs

Bringing Frankenstein to the big screen has always been a dream of mine due to my personal connection to the story (Uncle is a Frankenstein)