Rush, Splash, XL, Esco’s…OOF 😮‍💨‼️

I just experience heartbreak in real time 💔 It legit just stopped raining outside when I got enough Goomy candies 😞

I’m interested to learn about conservative towns that need a Too Wong Foo moment? For research~ 🔍

I feel like walking around holding a bouquet of flowers is just an overall look / vibe

Lord…Rash is open again. Can’t wait to see how this turns out! 😍

Gordo & I fully just slept all day. Oopsie!

wazzzup

Nicki’s on Grindr again~

Yu Yu Hakusho is one of my favorite animés EVER 💥👈🏽 Its been such a treat rewatching it

Stop coming up to me from behind & poking my lonjas cuz when my elbow is in your eye socket its not my problem anymore~

Her USBs Tokio

Daily reminder to myself that its okay to feel sad cuz at least I still feel something 🫶🏽

Someone fully came in & asked me, “Do y’all have a drink program for broke people?” Excuse me?

2 IPA drafts, 1 pinot noir, & 3 lemon drop shots ≠ $1 tip~ …bar culture is in the severest decline since I started working in & being a part of nightlife more than a decade ago

Today’s highlights included updating my Pokémon Go fit~

Good news today~ …we have less than 100 applications to go through for that one thing in September or whatever. 🥸

Note to self: Do not eat an entire pint of Talenti ever again. My stomach is in shambles today. 🫨

For the record, itzvicky does not know how to spank a bitch proper~ 😤