I thought this was a parody account the first time I read it.

This is a game changer from Spotify.

“You know how you were surprised I had never been to a Michelin Star restaurant? Well, I have now.”

“I can’t believe not every school has ski trips!”

Some snippets of overheard conversation between two secondary school aged girls - peak SW London 😂

Happy last day of rotation:

This is the box of discharge summaries to complete for patients that have left the ward.
Note the first sentence of the label.

How a missing full stop can make all the difference…..
Many of my colleagues were asking the same question actually.

We went to see David Hockney’s Bigger & Closer (not smaller & further away) exhibition last week and it was incredible. Lots of artistic inspiration. Big recommend and worth a journey for - closes next month.

🏊‍♂️☀️🌳📷

When you get sent from Nottingham to Derby for teaching but have to tackle the A52 on the way

Why you should come to our weekly teaching sessions: Greg’s dog is here.

Today, the Government have scrapped their pledge to reform the Mental Health Act.

More than six years of reports, campaigning and hard work has gone down the drain.

Read my thread below:

Remembered at about 2am last night that my school had a school song - please tell me this is normal

Forget station pianos - there’s a full on orchestra at St Pancras 🎶

While we all look at our phones sat in our homes let’s fill X’s timeline with this video of Nottingham Panthers player Adam Johnson scoring his first NHL goal and not of last nights incident.

How Matthew Perry wanted to be remembered. I think we can honour his wishes today.

The Nottingham Panthers are truly devastated to announce that Adam Johnson has tragically passed away following a freak accident at the game in Sheffield last night.

Awful news coming from Sheffield. Thinking of the Nottingham Panthers and especially Adam Johnson.
Also thinking of those in the stands, who will have witnessed something quite traumatic, and hope they can access the support they need.

BREAKING: Lewis Hamilton and Charles Leclerc have been disqualified from the 2023 United States Grand Prix for a technical infringement

#F1 #USGP

BREAKING NEWS: Police forget the word trousers.