no way madridistas are bringing up ucls under a troll post by a FAST FOOD CHAIN

They would charge minimum 20 euros a ticket mate

i too wish i could quit my job because it felt like a job

PLEASE

Bisexuals should do a gender reveal party when introducing their partner to their friends

unfortunately i can’t regulate my emotions so i will disappear until i am better

I mean this in the most serious way possible, men complimenting me does absolutely nothing for me unless I’m in love with him

I would kill myself

Its actually kind of a problem, they ALL do it

OMGGGGG

Yeah yeah yeah. Relationship issues, work problems, school stress…. You know what really kills you to the core? Family problems

In the past 2 days I must have slept a total of 5 hours

I don’t want to fix my spending habits. I want to afford them.

How the fuck am I gonna explain to the prof that a theory that I invented on presenting a graphic works without using any of his formulas? (It’s the correct answer, I checked. But because I couldn’t understand how he presented it, I invented a formula on my own lol)