Opening this video in a similar fashion to an explorer coming upon a thousand-year dormant library and gently prying open the cover of a fragile, dust-laden tome of ancient knowledge

drinking several pints the night before going for a fry up is similar to marinating

Ian You couldn’t make this up

new twitter feed is like:

- someone you follow
- someone you don’t follow, but it’s about something you’re interested in
- a weird ad
- someone you follow
- an account called ‘non aesthetic things’ showing you footage of an actual death
- someone you follow

Frankenstein’s monster

The best part of Christopher Nolan films is how interactive they are (turning the volume up and down every five minutes)

FREE ME FROM MY PRISON

have never received a more beautiful package to my flat in north london

sad to announce I’ve been placed in cinema jail from my unlimited subscription because I keep getting sucked in by the lovely pub directly across the road

thinking about when I worked in a cinema for a summer and accidentally added around 400 times more slushie flavouring into the machines than I was meant to. Served it for a couple of hours, definitely some people still dealing with the repercussions of that level of sugar

Can't stop looking up the Australian outback and mad stories about people who have ended up there. Completely desolate, devoid of life, uninhabitable and a danger to find yourself in alone.

A bit like Youghal

visibly scowling at the 'don't give up, keep chugging!, etc' markers on my water bottle in the gym so everyone knows I don't take my hydration ques from a puny plastic bottle

letterboxd are cowards for not letting me rate wrestlemania 40 five stars

electric picnic really missed a trick not booking a humans of the sesh one time only reunion set as a headliner. I can see why the people are angry

This fella owns an NFL club and a wrestling promotion, and got attacked in a storyline on his show the night before, so wore a neck brace for the NFL draft to keep up the illusion.

That’s what it’s all about baby