*Makes fun of Canadians* - hehe *Makes fun of Europeans* - hehe *Makes fun of Australians* - hehe *Makes fun of Americans* - HOW DARE YOU OFFEND OUR COUNTRY OF THE FREE. YOU SELFISH POS! YOURE GOING NO WHERE IN LIFE.

I like chunky peanut butter, you like soft peanut butter. We're not the same.

The world: We can’t shut everything down. Omicron: I can.

Gravity is communist!

Working at a bank filled with money while suffering with windows 7 and computers that are 20 years old shouldn't be allowed. You're making us suffer 😭 BMO

English has more than 5 vowels, but only 5 vowels to display them.

Anti-vaxxers are probably the reason why we give out participation ribbons for sports and competitions.

People who buy shredded cheese are probably the same people that turn their underwear inside out instead of washing them.

Orange tic-tacs are candy, not breath mints.

After finishing school for finance and getting a job in finance, I've learned I fucking hate finance. I need help figuring out how to figure out what I want to do in my life 😅. #advice

My go to response to almost anything these days is, "It's 2022. Whatya expect?" And if that isn't the most accurate way to take this year, I don't know what is.

Selfish people doing selfish things.

A woman named Karen got demarketed from all banks today. If that isn't a meme, idk what is.

I wish I was as high as these has prices 🥲

Idc who plays Batman, I'd still fuck Shrek over them.

March 27th is officially Slapsgiving.

Idc what anyone says. Marshall Erikson is a way better slapper than Will Smith.

There's only one bad C word, and thats children.