Only been five days in the army and duolingo is giving me this:

You're Juju Toobootie?!?!

My top artists this year! #Spotify Wrapped 2023 #Spotify Wrapped #Spotify

My friends and I are doing a dress as your fav party

Need I say more?

Eve and Villanelle happily together not fake at all look at this totally real picture so happy for them

Villanelle and Eve after successfully faking her death in river thambs not Ai at all 100% real let me have this just this once God please

No milfy milf? Ugh... Oh well

Nah fuck that goddamn novel,
YES IS A PLEASANT COUNTRY?!?!?!?!

⚠️Hot take⚠️ of mine that's been cooking for quite a while now:
Did I prefer oppenheimer over barbie? Yes.
Will I be taking questions?
No.

Okay 100 pages later, this got very depressing very fast, still got some hope but currently frightened

Ya'll currently reading big Swiss, just read their first meeting.... THEY'RE SO CUTE OHMYGOUD DNRKCLSJSNXKSKBSCVKFMDLSj

Skin's glowing as usual

Let it be,
Let it be,
My husband cheated on me

Anyone knows what happened?

Jodie we know what you are

Math is boring

It's true, I'm the baby

These two are sworn enemies, one is always annoying and the other is tired of dealing with all her bullshit but they make a good team

'what do you want from me?'
'your penis'

'don't speak to me like that, Eve. I like you but I don't like you that much.'