If they had cell phones when my mom was younger she would be the girl who texts you allll the time. #ifnowwasthen
#ifnowWasthen ...my beard would be drippin pineapple juice..as I sat in the Sun wit the bitches..
#ifnowWasthen I'd have your ears and eyelids cut off for the treason you conspire.......
Alternate history: Clinton impeached for bullying Monica, Gore as POTUS, no climate change and it's Tipper/Dee Snider in 2016. #ifnowwasthen
#ifnowWasthen you'd be a peasant with no room for promotion unless your daughter married my son...which I wouldn't allow....