iCod I always laugh when asked to taste wine from a screwtop bottle. 'It's not going to be corked.' The waiter never laughs.

This is very revealing about cross channel migration. bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/m…

Two in three now? Jesus.
and we still allow all that fast food advertising on telly - it seems as “normal” to eat like this

My annual muting of the BAFTAs

I’ve had a glass of wine while reading in the garden and I feel a bit giddy

Since weaning my sons (carrot!) I can’t cook without an apron

This one new and very suitable.

I’ve got a new stash of Molton Brown UK smells and am now nailing “heavenly ginger lily ” to my olfactory mast.

Never got a reply. Surely everybody in their school career goes on at least three buses.

My algorithm thinks I’m going to see the #ErasTour and I am now a font of all knowledge about what to wear, the need for earplugs and where the loos are in every stadium across the world

I look like a lampshade in these. My little chicken feet sticking out the bottom.

Strong no.

Love the Rossi story
open.spotify.com/episode/6jRt5p…

I had an aperol spritz and it wasn’t too bad.