Now he invokes Reagan? This guy couldn't hold Ronald Reagan's jelly bean jar.

Couple living in New Jersey and Indiana somehow can't find a single state that's better to live in msnbc.com/top-stories/la…

Today, my co-counsel Greg Adler and I filed suit against Fox, Newsmax, Univision, Timcast, Steven Crowder, Owen Shroyer, Simon Ateba, and Hollywood Unlocked for falsely portraying our innocent client as a neo-Nazi mass shooter.

That time yvette nicole brown bragged about being a member of American Philatelic Society. Even though it was a role, she nailed her performance as a philatelist. And yes, our annual show/convention is wild.

Just like the show Lost. A lot of stories no one could follow, storylines changed in the middle, and in the end, everyone was just in Purgatory.

We have two Jeffs and a Geoff on our staff. So, to avoid confusion, we pronounce it 'Gee-off.' Read all about him here!

It's great we live in a time when Baby Boomers are finally free to be self-indulgent narcissists. They came of age in the 70s 'Me' Decade and took over in the 80s 'Decade of Greed.' It's also why septuagenarians have a white-knuckle grasp on power still.

Signed,
Gen X

Colton Cowser had 10 RBI in this series

only 6 players in Orioles/Browns history have had MORE in a 3-game series [rbi official since 1920]

Three straight comeback wins. Six runs in the 10th. Keep the late innings interesting. #Birdland

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CONGRESS HISTORY MADE TODAY:

When Japan Prime Minister Fumio Kishida addressed the U.S. Congress today, he became the first foreign leader addressing a Joint Meeting of Congress ever to get applause for saying 'Yabba-Dabba Do!'

He also didn't know the lyrics to 'Africa' by Toto. Very embarrassing stuff.

Worship director, youth minister and senior pastor at a church in your hometown

Helluva sendoff for O.J.

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I've seen Paul Simon half a dozen times over 25 years and Mark Stewart was always there to his left, as he is here. A great guitarist who plays a thousand other instruments- seen here playing didgeridoo on he 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) with Simon & Garfunkel in 2003

I'm all for Lincoln-Douglas-style debates. Of course, how can he go to trial(s) with all these debates?

At least one should be at a Waffle House where Trump and Biden have to talk about the economy while cooking for the audience.

Drudge still got it

We brought in the Japanese PM to give the country a pep talk. This will be followed by 100 members of Congress stampeding to television cameras to undercut his message.

Paul Simon performs 'Graceland' at White House State Dinner for Japan