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So, here's the latest chapter in the thrilling saga of my tiny tyrant. Picture this: a board meeting, a room full of seasoned executives, and a baby in a high chair at the head of the table. Just another day at the office for X.

Midway through the meeting, baby X starts fussing.

…continued!

Time became a blur in the Zero-G Club. Emily, lost in the euphoria of weightlessness, danced and laughed with her friends, the neon lights painting their faces in a kaleidoscope of colors. Each spin and twirl felt like a brushstroke on a canvas of pure joy.

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The first Starship to Mars will be called “Heart of Gold”

Mornin’ ride around the launch facility

Global coffee tour resumes! Have a coffee (or three) with me in Sicily!

Working on the Musk University Curriculum:

- Intro to Martian Real Estate
- Memeing 101
- Advanced Rocketry (BYOEngine)
- Trolling World Leaders on Social Media

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Would you rather have the ability to teleport anywhere on Earth instantly, but every time you do, you lose a random memory that you can never regain, OR would you rather have the ability to read minds, but every time you do, the person whose mind you read will also gain access to

Doing some tests with Teddy

Should we allow exploding posts on X that disappear after 24 hours?

Good morning X and HELLO FROM THE FLOOR OF THE SPACEX ROCKET FACTORY. So good to be back! Such a restful 2.4 hours of sleep on the floor last night amidst the whir of my rocket machines. About to chug some “Rocket Fuel” blend coffee and get to work on Starship 4! Hope you have a

Who wore it better?

Can we save San Francisco?

When your book and your candy bar match.

I would like to take this opportunity to mention that a big pet peeve of mine is how they only sell “King Size” candy bars at airports. This is not a feature, it is a bug. I just want to enjoy a normal sized candy bar. I don’t want a

Rate My Dinner 1-10

Rate My Caesar Salad 1-10

What do you think of Kanye’s Cybertruck modification?

The new X algorithm is a real rattlesnake