Being trapped with pubescent kids all day would drive me to drink too. Just not at work.

GA boy thought he was drinking Mountain Dew. Why a middle school worker has now been charged wsbtv.com/news/georgia/g…

The jokes really do write themselves.

RFK Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/…

Sounds like the next head Dr. Leilani McKnight needs to examine is ⁦Brian McKnight⁩ cuz this ninja is nuts

‘Ain't Nobody Coming to See You Otis!': ⁦⁩ Fans Are Refusing to Attend His Concert After Calling His Black Children 'Products of Sin' atlantablackstar.com/2024/05/01/bri…

Considering the IDF has been bombing and starving the territory where they’re being held captive. It’s sadly logical. Reading evil for evil rarely works. #Ceasefire #FreeTheHostsges

timesofisrael.com/hamas-says-33-…

📰 abortion news 📰

- AZ repeals 19th-Century abortion ban, now just has regular 21st century abortion ban
- polling once again shows most people support abortion, except white Christian nationalists
- Texans petition against abortion support travel ban

homewiththearmadillo.blog/2024/05/06/urg…

I need to cook some catfish and hot water cornbread this weekend.

Soooo am Wilmington Police just made me pull over for driving too carefully and if that ain’t being Black in America in a city that’s majority Black, o do t know what is.

Life at the shallow end of the gene pool.

Viva La Chancla

FAFO. I have the day off so I’m a walk around parks with dogs that aren’t mine selling water and see who tries to 🤬 with me.

Think this will be good compromise for the bride & groom! Everborn Saga K.Asante GamER MD Tricelcius the 🥷🏾 you love to hate

My supervisor on my part time job harasses me by text on my day off. I’m sure that’s illegal. U.S. EEOC any friends from legal Twitter want to weigh in?

Midwives are #SRH champions!

I’m telling y’all. This woman is a sociopath. I knew this bitch was lying about the dog. IDK what anyone says.

See if I don’t work this Drake Kendrick Lamar beef into a sermon by Wednesday

I love this for him. This mofo gonna 🤬 up his whole career and his wife’s too and I say good for you.

When I get ahold of the wyt women and happy little house negroes with who be out here trying to take up space in the birth equity movement pleasing white mammies but ain’t caught ne’er.

GTFOH

I just love that it’s an Ubuntu baby that comes up as my featured photo on my phone. Nono gives me life!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂Anna Wintour said do t bring mess up in here!!!

How Anna Wintour has declared that Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos's fiancee Lauren has such poor taste, she can dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

I’m very sad I didn’t my more of these leggings from Target when they were on clearance. Cuz Babay! I’m never paying for labor for a home repair again in life as long as my ass stays assing like this.