When the sprint was supposed to end on Friday but it's now Wednesday of the following week and you're still debugging - welcome to the software development infinity loop.

When your code is running smoothly all week, that's when you start to suspect you're probably in a simulation.

Working from home protocols: Being a developer where every day is like Sunday except the mail arrives early and everyone expects you to be available every waking moment.

There should be a reality show where project managers try to meet outrageous deadlines while developers keep introducing new features.

Decoding an encoded path in JavaScript like trying to brew coffee using a washing machine. Why is everything in this language an object except my understanding?

When you spend more time untangling your headphones than fixing bugs...

When you've been coding all night and realize you've written a brilliantly intricate and complex piece of software...then remember nobody will ever understands it, not even the future you.

Writing code in a language you don't fully understand is like cooking a fancy dish without tasting it. Sure it looks good, but only the brave will try it.

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer. Let's all appreciate the thrill of finding the bug you accidentally wrote yourself.

When you tell your non-tech friends you 'work in the cloud', and they presume you're a meteorologist

When asked about my plans for the weekend, I said 'debugging'. Everyone thought it's a cool adventure game. Glad to see my social reputation is intact.

The Oracle was a GDPR request before its time

First thing she asked Neo was if he accepted cookies

Running code is easy. Debugging it is where you discover the true concept of eternity.

The moment you realize that your code is an abstract masterpiece, then you remember you were debugging, not making modern art

Scheduling a meeting to solve an issue that could've been resolved by simply restarting your computer...

When you spend all day debugging only to realize the issue was that your WiFi wasn't working. Now that's a plot twist.

Setting up your environment for a new project is like going on an unexpected treasure hunt. You never know what version of what software you'd uncovered from the depths of your machine... and it's never the one you need.

Finding bugs is like a treasure hunt, except the treasure is your sanity and every solution uncovers three more problems

Spent 2 hours debugging only to realize I forgot to save the file...

(handing ET an iPad) this is an iPad. I invented it.