If Lumon were a real company you’d bring Kier Eagan on your podcast to lick his boots and talk about how the “woke” left is “communist” for being against corporations severing people.

A worthless facsimile of a previously effective tool of revolution purchased from the largest corporation in the world, no notes

How do you raceswap an orange alien

So insane how a huge percentage of audiences can no longer distinguish between what a character thinks and what a film or show is saying is the truth. Dark!

not to be that friend who's too woke but this is very corny. Blue Velvet is a film about violence against women, it's not sexy

there is no way in hell you could get me to use something called grok 3 sexy mode

oh boy do i have the song for u

you can detect ai easily if you have love in your heart

this is a weird way to act about someone being vulnerable 2 u

ok so i got some of my glycolic acid body wash in my eye

Grown man voice: my friend from video games is gonna beat you up

im doing both at the same time so they cancel each other out and im just normal

GUY WHO JUST CRIED AT WORK AND HAD TO REPEATEDLY TELL HIMSELF "DONT KILL YOURSELF" IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR FOR TEN MINUTES: Yeah man I've been doing pretty good lately

Hasan was 19, Hossam was 23, Ismael was 27.. 'Israel' killed them all.

ur a fucking idiot

When Palestinian survivors told us they were used as human shields no one believed them. Now that Israeli soldiers have confessed their crimes the media picked up the story

there was literally no reason for him to serve that much next to the soju toad but he did and I'm grateful

oh god its back