Surprised to learn that famed pornography company American Apparel has entered the clothing business.

I hate fighting with the one person who makes me smile the most.

am i the only one that feels 2014 doesn't even sound real

my love is like a candle.....because if u forget about me i will burn ur fucking house to the ground

If I went house hunting I'd take a really big gun.

Love Can't Tell Time ....

When I send someone email instructions that end with "Let me know if you have trouble," I'm really saying, "Let me know if you're an idiot."

When I sleep less than 8 hours I'm exhausted and want to die, but when I sleep more than 8 hours I'm exhausted and want to die.

Whitney Port loves Clinique products she says: "It's really gentle for sensitive skin and oil-free!"

That awkward eye contact with somebody who used to mean the world to you.

I hate missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.

Instead of sending more aid to famine stricken Somalia, the U.S. is sending more CIA drone flights to hover over the country.

I hope I'm one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

talking to a hot boy's parents like "hey, big fan of your work"

If it wasn't for Yahoo Answers, there's no way I could know this numb black foot was just a headache.

If you ask me if I know someone I will always tell you their name sounds familiar to keep the conversation moving.

ON SECOND THOUGHT Really thrown by badminton cheaters

When a female is used to getting hurt, she won't know how it feels when a man starts to appreciate her, so she ends up pushing him away.

If I liked one of your pics from 12 weeks ago, doesn't mean I'm stalking you...It just means you haven't looked nice in awhile

isn?t it weird to know most ppl had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life