Liz Truss launches her campaign for re-election...

UKIP Scotland
An oldie but a goodie, man with hankie is convinced no-one can hear him, although the microphone is working perfectly. I wonder if he's with Reform Scotland now?

Michelle Mone...

James Daly practised criminal law as a defence solicitor in Greater Manchester for 16 years before becoming an MP.
Imagine hearing the words, 'If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you' and in walks this legal behemoth. Here he is in action.

🤔I see #LockhimUp is trending
Higgins Cartoons

Thoughts and prayers go out to Dan Hodges and James Daly at this difficult time. On the upside for Dan he won't be losing his job in five weeks.
Angela Rayner 🌹 is Deputy Leader of the Labour Party.

Mancheter Police announce an end to the investigation into Angela Rayner instigated by Conservative MP James Daly.
Speaking from his head where she lives rent-free, Angela Rayner said, 'HA-HA!🎶' in the voice of Simpson's character Nelson.

Scotland is different
Rishi Sunak is heckled at his podium by 'Things can only get better🎶'
Douglas Ross is heckled by, well, this 👇😂

I am challenging Nigel Farage to a live TV debate on baking cakes.

If he refuses, that will confirm the fact he's probably busy on a beach somewhere being racist.

National Service
A promise with the air of desperation about it,
from a Prime Minister who doesn't care about it,
hoping to gain votes from people who never did it...

I f—-ing love this country. 🇬🇧

Steve Bray blaring out “things can only get better” as Rishi stands drowning in the rain is a British comedy moment for the ages.

Let’s do ourselves a solid - let’s boot these charlatans out and rejoin our European friends.

Liz Truss has announced she's looking forward to standing on her record...

Liz Truss has posted a video saying she's 'looking forward to standing on her record.'
Here she is while PM, 22 minutes after her mini budget was announced.

I see Michelle Mone is trending...

No ifs just butts
Rishi Sunak boldly sets out plan to bring back compulsory archery practice on Saturdays...

Given that it was the major achievement of the Conservative government, why are we hearing NOTHING about the success of Brexit in Rishi Sunak's election campaign?

Given that it's been a huge disaster, why are we hearing NOTHING about Brexit in Keir Starmer's election campaign?

Every time...

Remember when one of the big Brexit bogeymen was a conscripted 'European Army'?

Now, taking away choice from the young, to motivate votes from the old, conscription is a Conservative promise from outgoing MP's like Theresa May.

Brexit, Dominic Cummings, Michelle Mone, leveling up...

Nigel Farage & Richard Tice, owners of Reform UK plc are said to be furious that Rishi Sunak has stolen their 'bring back National Service' idea.
They now plan to top trump him with a 'bring back the death penalty and rickets' manifesto pledge.