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Chase

@hellahammer

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Beware of misleading advertising! Turns out this deal was only valid if you HAVE a small penis so I had to pay full price :/

Beware of misleading advertising! Turns out this deal was only valid if you HAVE a small penis so I had to pay full price :/
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Putting in a work order with the property management company just so I can ask the maintenance guy 'you smell that?'

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When I was 23 years old I sold all my records for pennies to buy a bag of coke that I tried to cook into crack in a spoon and turned it into a useless brown sludge

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My parents don't drink coffee so when I was in elementary school and I got a whiff of my teacher's coffee I thought she was back there eatin Honey Smacks cereal

My parents don't drink coffee so when I was in elementary school and I got a whiff of my teacher's coffee I thought she was back there eatin Honey Smacks cereal
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