I haven’t rooted for Bama in over 30 years, but this is pretty great.

Probably his fourth or fifth best line of the episode.

Me anytime an agency wants me to complete an assignment as part of the interview process.

I love all the NFL schedule release videos, but I don't need any "making of the schedule release video" videos

Remember that whoever wrote this will probably be laid off within a year.

What if it smelled good?

Me: You’re a helicopter pilot? That sounds cool. Him:

I might be doing Twitter wrong

Why is it when the comments are great they disable comments?

“Ask your doctor about scrotum gels.”

Put on a jacket before you read these comments, because it's full of snowflakes

Now every damn time Law & Order come on I'll be up doing this. 😂

I could think of at least four Righteous Gemstones characters that deserve their own spin offs.

Hair or hat?

Antonio Langham, Alabama

Saints offensive line report card: Not good

Out of context, this post copy is a roller coaster

He's gonna be the nominee, isn't he?

Apparently my three kids are not for me

The truth social hurts